You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.
It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.
The thing has engines in it’s wheels.
IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.
See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.
Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.
That means the bitch repairs itself.
Oh and that badass window and windshields?
It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive.
White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.
THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.
why don’t they hire tumblr bloggers to do the commercials i will never know
I hate driving but hot damn I would live in that car
I’m frightened by this because it reminds me hardcore of the car from I, Robot. But at the same time its bitchin cuz it reminds me of KITT from Knight Rider and I’m okay with this
Bob Ross used to be a drill sergeant but quit because he hated having to shout at people.
bob ross could literally unite a nation like everybody would just be shouting and then he’d come in all soft and bob and start talking while he set up shop and created a masterpiece and BAM end of all wars and peace treaties signed by all just because of that voice and those happy little trees that all had their places
Only on the internet could you find a shark in a cat suit riding a roomba.
Here it is folks. The two gifs that will break me. My life has just come full circle because of this. Goodbye friends I am gone.
im still overwhelmed when people like my post or message me like “oh someone knows i exist”
is anyone actually allowed to look this celestial, I don’t understand
this person looks like they straight up descended from the heavens on a cloud of tastefully subdued knitwear
how are you today mr zeus sir
(also that scarf, that scarf, oh that scarf)
the man in the moon is real
Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza.
Send Me Your Headcanons For Me!!!
Sleeping position, Do I drool or Snore in my sleep? :
Morning, Noon, Or Evening Person?:
OH i totally wanna see this..
#Maybe he was just worried omg #and put it as a joke but HE WAS REALLY WORRIED #because guys in the second one he has a worried face # but then Goyle and Crabbe look at him like ‘you’re joking, aren’t you?’ and then he thinks #OMG WHAT AM I DOING I CAN’T BE GENTLE TO HIM BECAUSE NOBODY KNOWS THAT I LOVE HIM AND I MUST COVER IT OKAY MAKE A COOL FACE.